"The First Jewish Woman President"
The
year is 2016 and the United States has elected
the first woman as well as the first Jewish president,
Susan Goldfarb. She calls up her mother a few weeks
after election day and says, "So, Mom, I assume you
will be coming to my inauguration?"
"I don't think so. It's a ten hour drive, your father isn't
as young as he used to be, and my arthritis is acting
up again."
"Don't worry about it Mom, I'll send Air Force One to
pick you up and take you home. And a limousine
will pick you up at your door."
"I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy-schmantzy,
what on earth would I wear?"
"Oh Mom" replies Susan, "I'll make sure you have
a wonderful gown custom-made by the best
designer in New York ."
"Honey," Mom complains, "you know I can't eat those
rich foods you and your friends like to eat."
The President-to-be responds, "Don't worry Mom.
The entire affair is going to be handled by the best
caterer in New York , kosher all the way. Mom, I really
want you to come."
So Mom reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2017,
Susan Goldfarb is being sworn in as President of
the United States. In the front row sits the new
president's mother, who leans over to a senator
sitting next to her.
"You see that woman over there with her hand on the
Torah, becoming President of the United States ?"
The Senator whispers back, "Yes I do."
The First Mom says proudly, "Her brother is a doctor!"
